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Firstly. If you know me in the slightest you will undoubtedly have heard the names Rosie and Rose fall from my lips at least twice. Because A) awesome. B). ...Awesome... C) British awesome. D) They came to NY and I got to meet them and a billion other amazing women. E) That's right bitches, I've gotten to E and it's not the last one. F) They brought my merch and went on a nice walk with half awake, dirty after work and partying (well ish) me and didn't judge one bit... (To my face. I'm sure there was quite a judgment. Haha!). G) I saw pics of them in their wedding dresses and I wanted to cry... But instead tried to act cool and probably insulted them more. (As I'm writing this I'm beginning to realise what a complete dick I probably was.) Just to say... Both Rose and Rosie's dresses were absolutely phenomenal! Rose looked so absolutely sublime! The dress... The veil... The dress! I can't even... Its long and flowing! The train is absolutely gorgeous!!! And the veil they said goes well into the back is the dress that I couldn't see... Ya know... I just had a thought... I can imagine Rose wearing her converse type shoes under that dress... It would hide them... Comfy... And she could run around.. Because that's what one does in a wedding dress on the day... Run apparently. Hahaha! And Rosie's dress... It's a fucking princess dress! PRINCESS! Do I have to say more?!? No I don't! But I'm gonna say it again anyways... A FUCKING P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S D-R-E-S-S!!! And the waist piece/beading was SO beautiful! She says she's getting a matching tiara... I'm just... A fucking tiara! Anyone hearing this? Tho I am absolutely not surprised by the tiara business I'm so absolutely excited to see it with the dress!! (If they let me... I may have to wait till they let everyone see actual photos at the wedding but I really want to see now!)
Ok ok ok moving on...
My point is. This week has been amazing! I met some amazing people and had some great adventures! I met two rediculous and grounded women who have pulled me through some of the toughest times I've had in this era of my life without even knowing it. Not only did they recognise me but they spent a good 45 minutes with just me walking to an appointment of theirs and were so comfortable to be around ...and Rosie... I noticed something. Ok at one point in our walk (being that I was intimidated I didn't look at them as much as I should have. Not gonna lie) at a cross walk Rosie was much closer than I'd thought she was and so when I looked at her I saw her eyes up close. Like... They caught me. I've never seen eyes like that. They were like... Bright swirled green and blue with yellow around the very middle when she had small pupils. Like... Really. It was crazy. And you can't see that on any video or pic I don't think. Guess I haven't really looked but holy sausage patties!
Now onto the other fantastic women I've met! First off I finally ment Claudia in person! Down to earth... Sense of humor... Easy to tease... Doesn't want to kill me when I poke at her. Best friend? ...Oh yeah. She's def a best friend! After spending our first 5 hours of getting lost on trains to New Jersey we then napped and met some other great gals! First we met was SHORTY! Petite half red head with an Australian accent (because she's from Australia... Who knew 😉) hanging with Marina! Tall and fun, with a little bit of wack! So seriously the best of both worlds teamed up at the gate waiting and having great conversation with us as we waited for the store to open. Then... We wanted a pic yeah?! Who doesn't want pics to send to the hostesses via twitter so they know how amazing we are? Exactly... So shorty went over to another girl who was waiting alone on a bench... And guess who that bitch turned out to be... RAQUEL! The one and only amazing! What a fucking sweet heart! Watch out tho... This softy has bite in her! Haha! All of us just glued together... Purchased our purchases... Tickets and more pics. We met up again at the actual meet and greet like we'd been hanging all week. Seriously... Instantly attached! We got ourselves hyped... Then we got others hyped... Vlogged and danced... Waited in anticipation of meeting the two who had brought us together. That's right... The only Rose and Rosie. And we did... And it was amazing! I know I'm going far into detail but the details what made it unforgettable! None of this would have been possible without these two women.
I don't like to fan girl but this week has brought it out in me in the worst way. If either of you girls read this I want to say thank you from the bottom heart...which has thankfully returned from a crevice in my asshole it fell into when I met these two and back to it's proper place in my left boob.
Everything this week was fantastic... And then the come down was so bitter sweet. Both Marina and Shory left home... Rose and Rosie left back to England... And here I am typin it all down In hopes I don't forget an damn moment of it. Now I'm just wondering where my next adventure will come from... Guess I'm about to find out... YOLO.
~April DeRosier. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Aka strwbrrybanama
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Because Coyote Ugly didn't have good enough bar dancers... These girls undoubtedly killed it!
